Total Medals Earned: 447 (From 99 different games.) Total Medal Score: 8,030 Points
Medals Earned: 4/7 (130/340 points)
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/90 points)
Defeat Stabby's 2nd Form
Defeat Stabby's 3rd Form
Defeat Stabby's Final Form
Defeat the Boss without Losing a Life
Medals Earned: 5/18 (125/660 points)
Watching kredit make me STRONG
*Obnoxious Airhorn Sound*
Achieve the Rank CA
Achieve the Rank PD
Listen to a song linked in the credits
Where is he?
Stuck the landing
You knew he'd be in this game somewheres
Wake up and smell the snow
Achieve the Rank GI
Achieve the Rank IRO
Achieve the Rank TB
Get a total of 101 fails
Find all 60 unique fails
Unlock every medal, then click the icon (ingame)
Medals Earned: 2/18 (10/385 points)
Fail at typing
You found some poo!
Disco inferno
What a nutty way to die!
See you next FALL!
Wrong game, jackass!
Well, at least now you fit into
Fall out of the car.
Just like in every other text based game EVER!
What a SHOCKING experience!
Based on a true story.
Just say NO !
Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!
Find all 3 good endings.
Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)
Lose in every way possible.
Get to the party!
Medals Earned: 11/18 (240/500 points)
Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Obtain the slingshot
Shoot mom in the face
Get Bee Death
Get Spider Death
Get Dad Carriage Death
Kill Hansel
Get Rabbit Death
Trap the squirrel
Get all 10 stones
Drop all ten stones
Get the clock
Take 200 shots with the slingshot
Get Axe Death
Get Crow Death
Get Fire Death
Solve clock puzzle
Get all 10 deaths
Medals Earned: 15/30 (85/190 points)
Race the wolf... and lose
Get crushed
Rescue Gretel
Be too greedy
Step on the trap
Get Hansel to eat the scissors
Reveal the bridge
Get cut
Get the pit death
Try and cross the swamp without Hansel
Go for a swim
Solve the weather puzzle
Pet the teddy
Give Rufus back his hat
Free Emma
Teach hansel how to fly
Suffer the stickman's wrath
Give a dog a bone
Disrespect your elders
Beat a dead horse
Keep both dinner guests alive
Slay the beast
Complete the game
Beat the game after getting all the deaths
Medals Earned: 2/3 (10/35 points)
Your left hand has been amputated, you take it as a keepsake.
Your right hand has been amputated, you take it as a keepsake.
Once your fingers have been cut off so neatly that you have decided to keep them.
Medals Earned: 6/15 (35/365 points)
Answer a question about a strategy game
Answer the multiple selection question
Answer a question about a defense game
Answer 10 questions
Answer a question about a game by Smart Flash Games
Answer 25 questions without clicking on the 'Play It!' button
Complete the Player difficulty level
Unlock 50 game buttons in the Gallery
Answer 20 questions in one Time Trial game
Answer 100 questions
Gain 15 golden cups in a row in the Time Trial mode
Earn 120 golden cups
Answer 150 questions
Answer 50 questions in one Time Trial game
Answer 100 questions in one Time Trial game
Medals Earned: 5/5 (150/150 points)
Grab the bag!
Form an alliance.
Defeat Glimmer
You call that a kiss?
Defeat Cato
Medals Earned: 2/14 (35/500 points)
Survive one assassination attempt!
Survive two assassination attempts!
Get on a magazine cover!
Get re-elected once! (Real)
Get a statue!
Get re-elected once! (Fake)
Get re-elected twice! (Real)
Get re-elected twice! (Fake)
Survive three assassination attempts!
Get re-elected thrice! (Real)
Get re-elected thrice! (Fake)